WTF - What The Friday - Camel Toes?

Camel Toe - definition please - when you wear that workout wear to workout or to Walmart tight enough it stuffs between your labia, hence looking like a camel toe.

Of course to educate myself, I looked up the definition and the best was in Urban Dictionary -

"When a chick wears her jeans so tight that her beaver looks like a camel's toe.

See also:
Cleavage,
Foot Fetish,
Whale Tale
Muffin Top

So you have a problem with camel toes and you do not want to buy clothes a bit bigger?  Here is your WTF salvations.

  

The Smooth Groove

For the athletic women, this item is a combination camel toe remover and cup for a woman.  It could also be a double bang, something for him and her, protecting both sets of family assets.  Just make sure your workouts are scheduled on opposite days, otherwise you'll be fighting over the Smooth Groove.

The Camel Not, this looks like a combination product, camel toe remover and bicycle seat cover.  I cannot tell if the fabric is chamois, if it is, then the designers again are hitting a dual crowd - get rid of the camel toe and not worry about butt chafing in one amazing project - of course, for three easy payments of 19.99.

If you are not sporty, then think of the Cuchina - we all know what this product means - don't let a camel toe ruin your chucie chuu!  Small enough to be worn with a bathing suit, this also has the moisture wicking quality to it and the absorbency of the best of depends.

Don't let National Geographic take over your wardrobe.  You don't need the whale tale, the camel toe, the muffin top and hippo bust - there are plenty of products that help take care of these problems.  Just make sure no one is within striking distance when you take these products off - we don't want to take an eye, or an ear off if they go springing from your body.

Have you ever proudly supported a camel toe saying, "I am all woman?"