Every sit first thing in the morning and write out your to do list? Depressing, right? Well, here's mine for today.10. Today I will NOT endure whining. When I hear myself whine, I'm going through OK magazine to show myself others out there have it harder than I do. I mean, Blake and Amanda? What?
9. Today I will NOT remake anything. It is not National Short Order Cook Day. If you don't like it, too bad, I'll just live with the accidental over pour of Baileys in my coffee.
8. Today I will NOT do useless things like read the paper. I educate myself with Talk Soup of course. Then I'll spend endless hours reading stuff on the Internet - because everything is TRUE on the internet.
7. Today I will not dress for style, or to look cute. Well, I guess I usually look cute anyway in what I wear, but it will be for COMFORT - unite with me!
6. Today I will NOT fold everyone else's laundry. Why? I come a day later and it's balled up and shoved in a drawer anyway.5. Today I will NOT organize anything. Well, I will not think about it like I do every day - who needs those guilty feelings.
4. I will NOT do everyone's dishes. I'll hide my clean dishes in the laundry basket because no one puts anything in there anyway.
3. Today I will NOT listen to Jessie, or Good Luck Charlie, or Pair of Kings, or especially FRED! Ya'll will have to listen to my Duck Dynasty marathon, for Pete's Sake, elevate your interests people!
2. Today I will NOT count calories. It makes everything I eat taste so much sweeter.
1. Today I will NOT live by the rules - I mean, I never did anyway right?
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