You know you and I HATE all the sex jokes, I mean cum on people! Here's a honest list on how to please your better half.
10. I actually pick up dog shit. Yes, I know he was the one saying we really didn't need a dog, but rather than arguing, I pick up the dog shit.
9. We have come to an agreement, I don't smell any article of clothing of the family to see if it is dirty. period.
8. I can watch a football game and give a better commentary then most ESPN anchors.
7. I have no problem eating wings, or potato skins, or a big steak. You'll never find me saying, "oh, I'm sorry - but I'm not sure that bowl of chili was made with grassfed, organic, sunshine loving ground beef. Heck, I even enjoyed a Skeeter-dog at Skeeter's Hot dogs."
6. I can take it in the butt, I mean, loving all those high butter, full of salt sauces he loves to cook and suffer for the next few days because it is worth it.
5. I do not nag. I get even, once they understand that - enough is said.
4. I am pleasant. No, I am not talking about to look at (though, well, never mind) I actually smile when he walks through the door. Not the 1950's dressed with my makeup repaired and pearls on smile, a "well lookee here, another adult is in the house. Time for some real conversation."
3. I do not expect him to act like the dudes in my romance novels. Oh, did I just let out that I read romance novels? Ooops.
2. I do not make him go to the circus, or the Fair, or Disney World. Sometimes it's much easier to do this myself than listen to 6 hours of, "how much are we spending? should they be eating that? do I have to ride on It's A Small World AGAIN?"
1. If it is my idea, I run with it. Pulling another person down, "well it seemed like a good idea at the time" is not a pleasant experience.
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