How to get your family moving on a cold day!

The night before by playing Frostbite Queen and lowering the thermostat to 62 degrees.

Conveniently forget all the things you do for them:

Turning the heat back up when you get up.

Starting the coffee.

Turning on the shower to warm it up.

Start your day by sticking your feet out from the covers until you cannot feel them.  Bring them in and place them firmly on your significant other's bare back.

Use all the hot water for your shower.

Pull the blankets off of them and march downstairs - blankets still in hand.

"Lose" one of their slippers.

Stick your hands out the window for 10 minutes then run around touching your children's bare skin, it will make dressing for school a lot quicker.

Guess what, they'll be glad marching out the door for school!