Ever had a conversation like this?
Billy, Tommy! Come on it is time to go!
What?
I told you an hour ago, we need to leave now to get to the beach before dark. I hate driving in the dark. I can’t see anymore. Get in the car.
But I don’t have shoes on.
Didn’t you hear me? I told you to be ready an hour ago.
Can we pack up the X-box, we will be bored there.
Guys! It is the freaking beach! You will be on the beach, you won’t have time to play the X-box. Get your shoes on and let’s go.
Where did you put my Neff socks, I can’t find them.
Just wear these. You’ll be barefoot most of the weekend, it won’t matter.
Mom, people don’t wear Puma socks anymore. They wear Nike or Neff.
What? These socks look EXACTLY like your Neff socks, and your Dad wears them.
See? Point made.
Oh my God, just get in the car.
Hold on, I’m almost done packing the X-box.
I told you we didn’t need the X-box, we’re at the beach.
But what about at night, what are we going to do at night.
We could have a conversation with each other, you know, sit on the porch and T-A-L-K.
About what?
I thought we didn’t have a porch.
OK, whatever, pack the Xbox, we leave in ten minutes.
Should we pack clothes?
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Yes, you should pack clothes. What have you been doing for the past hour?
Playing the xBox.
Oh.
How much clothes should we pack?
Really? We are going to the beach for the weekend. What do you think?
Do we need a bathing suit?
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Yes, you need a bathing suit, two pairs of shorts, two shirts. I’m putting the last of my things in the car, get ready.
OK, I’ve got the xBox, my iPhone, the iPad, Apple TV and Kindle. I’m set.
So glad you and your brother are planning on enjoying nature.
Mom? Where did you put my Volcom shorts?
They are in the washing machine?
What they weren’t dirty, now what am I going to take to the beach?
They were on your floor so I figured they were dirty. The dog did too because she peed on them.
Oh, can I take them wet? They are my favorite shorts?
Sure, just hang them on the back seat and they’ll dry on the drive.
OK, I am ready. Here’s my backpack.
Wait a minute, that’s my pair of Neff socks, you can’t have them.
No they’re not, they were in my drawer. So technically they are mine.
No, they are not, look it says LARGE, that means they are mine.
They were in my drawer, so they are mine.
Will you two stop fighting over socks? Just put both of the backpacks in the car, we have to leave, go use the bathroom, there is no time for pit stops. I want to check into the hotel by 6pm.
But what about dinner? What will we eat?
It’s one o’clock in the afternoon, let’s worry about that later? We could eat after we check in.
But what kind of restaurants do they have there? Do they have Mexican?
I hate Mexican, do they have Sushi.
I don’t like Sushi, you like Mexican, you always eat it.
Because you always make Mom take us to Mexican restaurants.
Guys, guys, it’s only one o’clock, let’s get moving we will worry about dinner later, OK? Just get in the car and let’s get going OK?
I really want Mexican tonight, can’t you get Mexican?
I want Sushi, let’s get both, Mom can stop at two restaurants.
What? No, I’m not stopping anywhere, especially since we are now 30 minutes late leaving.
It’s his fault, he couldn’t find socks.
Because you were hiding them in your back pack.
No I wasn’t, they are my socks.
Oh my God, will you two shut up and buckle in. OK, we have a total of 7 hours and 36 minutes before we hit the beach. We may be eating a late dinner.
We could always stop and get quick Mexican along the way?
But I don’t want Mexican, I want Sush!
Did you guys put your backpacks in the trunk?
What? Oh wait. Hold on a minute.
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Finally! Here we go! Only 7 hours and 15 minutes left to go before we are in our bathing suits for a whole weekend!
Oh crap! Mom wait, I forgot my bathing suit.
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