Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Ain't Nobody Got Time For DaT!

 I've been having fun with the Sweet Brown Meme with my kids, we decided to put together a list for you.

Here's a list of things I don't have time for:

10.  Please stop 25 feet behind the school bus when the lights are on red.

9.  To preserve your equipment, please eject the USB device prior to removal.


8.  Slow controlled turns help you ski down the mountain in control.

7.  Please wait while your movie is buffering.

6.  "So and so wants to be your friend on Facebook."

5.  "Would you like Windows to install critical updates?"

4.  "Please allow time for the urine to pass through the test window.

3.  "Please take time to read and understand the license user agreement?"

2.   For best flavor, please allow time for the beer head to settle.

1.  Sleep, ain't nobody got time for that!

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