Energy Conservation - texting saves reams of paper in notes AND the person doesn't have to be there to get the message - a good one OR a bad ome..
Flexibility - I have impressed my husband with some new moves learned while trying to catch a signal.
Adaptability - especially when my phone acts like a have a great signal until I dial a number and it goes, "Oh psych, you have extended network."
Learn New Languages - Texting has become a language all in its own. I now understand what my BFF is doing when she is "C U L8TR BC I M ROFL W BFF OVR TXT FRM X." And I can reply "KKK" and she will not think I am part of the Klu Klux Klan.
Psychic - When my BFF texts me, "Live young gnu blossom." I totally understand her auto correct language replying, "I live gnu blossom took." (I love your new blouse too)
Read a Map - yes, the person who cannot find her way out of a paper bag can now read a map. You'll learn too when you let Apple Maps try to get you someplace and end up in the middle of no where with little gas and a phone that says, "Psych, you don't have a signal."
Patience with my children - because they always have to fix my phone. Or better yet, "set it up for me," which is code language for "you'll never be able to find anything."
Healthier - I have apps that remind me to drink water, what mileage I need to run, a healthy alternative to dinner, when to pluck my chin hairs. I'll never be unhealthy again - my phone won't let me.
Coordination - there are smart phones everywhere. Try to limit the amount of footage of you out there falling to a bare minimum. Unless the falls are epic.
Stronger - you'd be surprised at the definition in my arms from all the selfies I take.
Build Better Relationships - because I can see all the epic fails by people in their Facebook postings and learn what NOT to do!
My phone has made me a better person, I am sure there are more rewards coming down the pike as I actually learn how to use it!
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