It's a given that when one of them decides to toot, strangely enough the other is somewhere close enough to grab and sit on.
It is a given that there are 4 really comfortable chairs in my living room. But there will be one that they will have a WWE smack down on who sits in the chair first.
It is a given that when an argument breaks out between my boys it will always travel to right behind my chair in my office.
It is a given that the little will get a wild hair and punch his brother then run. 15 minutes of screaming until I have to throw cold water on them getting them apart.
It is a given that I must be the only person in this house that actually sees dog crap.
It is a given that our house is highly organized, everything is "called for" or "seat checked."
It is a given that I will never have matching socks, therefore I have trained my kids that it is cool to have unmatched socks.
It is a given that my children believe it is better to leave kitchen cabinets open, that way you can ALWAYS see everything in them.
It is a given that they will sit quietly playing on their video games UNTIL that important call from my boss comes in!
They are currently arguing over who has a bigger brain. I think I'll just leave that one alone because I WIN!
What are some "It's A Given" for you children?
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