Monday, July 22, 2013

Oh Barbie, you are a bad girl!

I am a mother of boys, so I don't understand the whole Barbie thing.  Visiting some friends and playing in a little girls room, here's some tell tale signs that Barbie's had a bad night:

The Dream bus is sitting on it's side miscellaneous outfits sitting on the floor.

The batteries in the play toilet are dead from too much flushing.


Prince Charming somehow lost his pants during the evening.

G.I.Joe is duct taped to the bed with Superman duct tape.


The children of Ken and Barbie are piled in a corner without any clothes on.

There's something sticky in Barbie's hair.


Cinderella lost her dress this time around, not a shoe.


Ken is wearing Snow White's dress.

My suggestion to Mattel?  Paint some clothes on the poor girl so when she's stripped, as all girls will do, she still has some decency left!

What would you add if Barbie went on a bender at your home?

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