Is it just me....

Or do all these women with lots of plastic surgery just look freaky?  Have you seen Dolly Parton lately?

Or does elastic in the slimming jeans not slim, it just makes your butt look bigger when they fall down as you bend over.

Or do you look around when you are doing something wrong wondering if the paparazzi is going to take a picture of you?

Or do you say all kinds of cuss words in your mind, resisting the urge to say them out loud.  Sort of like, "Are you a f*cking idiot?"

Or do you think your kids are the smartest ones out there, and everyone else's are annoying?

^^^is true with your dog too?

Or does seam in your tights looks like a C-section scar when you take them off?

Or do you always feel like you are getting shafted with 100 calorie packs of ANYTHING.

Or do you spend way too much time trying to figure out if a picture is photoshopped, then smiling when you realize you are right?

Or do you sit through 30 minutes of a child's TV show before you realize that you are actually sitting alone?

Or does not a single gas station attendant can give out directions?

Or do you resist commenting or liking anything just posted to your page because then everyone would know you spend all your time on the Internet?

Or is a door never locked when you need it to be locked - bedroom, bathroom, you name it.

What are you quirky observations?