Things not to say to a bride on her wedding day
- Honey, that dress makes your butt look big
- When’s the baby due?
- Is that his ex-girlfriend sitting in the church?
- Man those shoes are tall, you don’t think you’ll trip do you?
- Wow, I just read that one in four marriages end in divorce, but not yours!
Things not to say to a groom on his wedding day
- Do you know where the wedding rings are?
- Which part is that, the “Speak now…”
- Did you hear what happened at the Bachelorette Party?
- Dude, do you think this one will last?
- Till Death do you part, I see her Daddy there with the shotgun
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