10. Sometimes I don't listen to someone when they are talking to me. Especially true when a child is complaining or a husband is lecturing.
9. I have my own secret stash of Girl Scout Cookies. I put them in the Tampax box under my sink.
8. I rolled up my son's socks and stuffed them in the bottom of my bra. At the end of the day, I put the socks back in his drawer and let everything else hang loose.
7. Sometimes I can be catty. I won't tell you about who and with whom. That's still a secret.
6. Back when I was a Great Mom and didn't have kids, I remembered everything. Today I went to lunch and came back to my keys still in the ignition of my car.5. I am a hoarder. Luckily for my family it's not cats or old tin cans. I hoard office supplies, books, notebooks, running socks, and sports bras. To the point where I say, "Wow, when did I get that?"
4. I will sometimes put my champagne in a coffee cup - especially when it's early in the morning. No just kidding, well when all the other glasses are waiting on the dishwasher though.
3. I haven't cleaned under my sofa cushions in going on a year, maybe a year and a half. I figure that any food is petrified at this point and we may need it if the asteroid hits today.
2. I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and stalk my friends rather than sleep. But I DO NOT post that I am awake at 3am.
1. I read Fifty Shades of Grey - and a few parts of it twice. Mostly because my mind was thinking, "Now, the human body cannot do that."
