10. Waiting for the crescent roll tube to pop.
9. Accidentally setting off the mouse trap.
8. Reaching into the garbage disposal checking for what's blocking it.
7. The automatic light going off in the restroom before I've exited.
6. When you buy cheap toilet paper, and you realize it's really too thin.
5. The scab hanging on for dear life, by one little tiny corner so it flaps.
4. Reaching for anything that rolled underneath the couch.
3. Waking up to a child standing silently by the side of the bed.
2. Swimming in murky water, especially when you see that tiny head disappear back under the surface.
1. Watching a small child's booger flap in and out of his nose.
Oh my gosh! I am so glad it's not just me that is totally freaked out by those things (especially 1,2, and 10). I would like to add: kids with snot encrusted faces (literally makes me gag) kids with a loose tooth hanging on by a minuscule piece of gum (when they twist it I nearly faint) and people that don't blink often.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, that's a good one - forgot about the snaggle tooths!!
DeleteI'm so with you on #3... My son has taken several years off my life with that one... And I really can't understand HOW he has ever snuck up on me when he walks like a herd of elephants any other time. And I'm with Pary Moppins on the loose teeth. That TOTALLY freaks me out and in fact - my son combined that with # 3 one time and I had to peel myself off the ceiling.
ReplyDeleteI think they really are part ninja when they want to be!
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