10. Waiting for the crescent roll tube to pop.
9. Accidentally setting off the mouse trap.
8. Reaching into the garbage disposal checking for what's blocking it.
7. The automatic light going off in the restroom before I've exited.
6. When you buy cheap toilet paper, and you realize it's really too thin.
5. The scab hanging on for dear life, by one little tiny corner so it flaps.
4. Reaching for anything that rolled underneath the couch.
3. Waking up to a child standing silently by the side of the bed.
2. Swimming in murky water, especially when you see that tiny head disappear back under the surface.
1. Watching a small child's booger flap in and out of his nose.
