Chest Nuts roasting on an open fire.
Cause someone left the toilet seat up.
"I'm sorry," being sung by a choir
As they pull her to stand up!
Everybody knows, a simple, "I'll wash clothes,"
Help to make the season bright,
Angry Moms stepping on tiny legos
Will find it hard to walk tonight.
They know that Mom's really pissed off,
She's loaded with punishments on the way.
And every child is gonna cry.
To see if that will make Momma sigh?
And so, I'm offering you this simple idea,
To kids that want to live past 22
Alto, It's been said, many times, many ways.
"Put the seat down."
"Or I'll hurt you."
"Put the seat down."
"Or I'll hurt you!"
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