Is it just me or do you see a mini dildo too? And is their advertisement saying it is?
From the Brookstone Catalog:
They say you can use this to target TIGHT muscles? Uh huh.
It is a PERSONAL massager with DEEP, SOOTHING Vibration- oh yeah.
Anytime you need it and fits in a
Briefcase - "why did Carly just lock her office door?"
purse - "Honey, that's not lipstick, I don't think you want to touch that."
gym bag - "Harold your gym bag is vibrating? What? It's a massager? Why do you have that in men's locker room?"
And then of course for our busy generation - it's a ONE button tool, so you only need to use one hand - perfect for mothers who are using the other hand holding the bathroom door shut.
There is a disclaimer that you should not use the massager if you are pregnant - shouldn't they clarify it is the perfect Christmas gift for Dad if Mom is pregnant?
Or on a pacemaker - would it cause your blood flow to change pulling too much away from your heart?
So if you are thinking of the perfect gift - think about the mini massager, better yet slip it into their stocking and let them explain to the children exactly what it is.
At least Brookstone believes in modesty. Batteries are not included so they can put it out on display in the store and not have anyone use it.
Run do not walk to your mini massager, me? I'm looking at the blue one - that way I remember which is my lipstick tubes and which is my, well, happy piece.
Oh and yes, he has the Victoria's Secret Catalog and now I have the Brookstone catalog.
Thank you Brookstone.
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