How to get a snowday!

This comes after the fact of North Carolina getting FINALLY the snow that closed school this morning with BONE dry roads!  So if you really need a nice day off with the children, here's their take then the adult's take on how to get a snow day.

Child's View:  It order to get a snow day, make sure that all your homework is done, don't put anything off until tomorrow as that will ensure that you end up going to school.  The night before a snow day it's important to do a few important things - drop an ice cube in the toilet, then sleep with your pajamas inside out.  Say a quick prayer and go to bed on time, then wait until the phone call in the morning!

Adults - Spend your time up past midnight finishing up the Science Fair project that was due the next day ensures that the next day is a snow day.  Finish up the last of the bread, milk, toilet paper and beer the day before ensures that not only is it a snow day, but you'll be house bound staring at your children with nothing to eat or drink all day.  The less food in the house, the longer the snow lasts and the more time you spend "bonding" with the family in the house.

There you have it, how to have a snow day.....but as I finish this up, I don't have to do anything - tomorrow is another day off and we're completely out of milk and wine.....let me turn my pajamas inside out that maybe the superintendent will change her mind over night!  What do you do for a snow day?