Have you been over to Trader Joes yet?
I think the store was invented by drug dealers.
It sells itself as a grocery store.
You walk out with a case of wine for $35
What? You don't buy by the case?
A box of salted caramels
Old Fashioned Licorice Twists
Chocolate covered ginger
and the Kryptonite---
Kettle Corn Cookies.
No where else can I justify this much junk on one shopping trip.
Oh wait, I did buy a bunch of bananas to not feel so guilty.
Either they are drug dealers keeping us all on our sugar high,
or
Invented by the guys who created Jeggings (leggings with pockets) because NO ONE will wear regular pants after a few trips to THAT store.
What's your Kryptonite?
