Truths about kids....

10.  If it is expensive, they will break it.

9.  If you really like it, they will lose it.

8.  If they lose it, it is before you get the enjoyment of using it.

7.  If you buy another, and tell them not to touch it.  They will wait one day until they use it - and break it.

6.  They will not know how they broke it.

5.   Blame usually consists of siblings pointing at each other.

4.  Even if it is not supposed to come apart, they will find a way to take it apart.  And break it.

3.  If it is a secret, they will say it.

2.  If it is embarrassing, they will say it loudly and in a crowd.

1.  If it is a drink and in a restaurant, it will be spilled, and in your lap.