Happy 10th Birthday Crackbook! Here's a weekly WTF on our Favorite Social Media People.
Political Polly - you know what, I don't care. We will never agree. You will never sway me. Post puppy pictures.
Debbie Downers - Sure life is hard. Isn't that the way it is supposed to be? Post cute kitten pictures.
ALLEN CAPS LOCK - seriously, stop yelling at us. YES, YOU ARE YELLING!
Farmville Frannie - have you seen my backyard? I'll look at pictures of puppies on a farm anyway.
Suzie Selfie - once a day? I am lucky enough to remember sugar in my coffee once a day.
Tommy TMI - I am sorry you children have lice. I do not need to see a picture of it. Ever. They are not puppies.
Maxine MySpace - you are so 32 seconds ago - come into the 20th century! There's puppies here.
Harold Hijacker - listen when the status updates is about puppies, now is not the time to talk about the unemployment rate. Unless it is unemployed puppies.
Sharable Sharon - I get so inspired by all the quotes you share every morning, said no. one. ever.
THAT family - I never knew Heaven created a family like yours. We're busy looking at puppies.
So you have those annoying people on Facebook that beg you to HIDe them? You know what, I did and you should see all the cute pictures of puppies in my news feed.
Who would you add?
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