Showing posts with label irish. Show all posts
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Friday, March 1, 2013

Irish Viagra - for 3 easy payments of 19.99

Does the old shillelagh have you down?

Have your lost your pot of gold?

Then think again, you are about to get lucky!  With Irish Viagra!

Made from a little bit of Blarney and a lot of whiskey, Irish Viagra is determined to put a rock in your sham, a jig into your jag AND a High Note on your Penny Whistle!

For those moments when Guinness will not make her pretty enough, or a shot or two of the whiskey has got you down, Irish Viagra says, "You will make the lassie happy, there's no Blarney here!"


Some of our satisfied customers tell their stories:

"I was once known as that lephrechaun, you know,  one coin short of a pot of gold.  Then I found Irish Viagra and I can't keep the gold in my pocket.  I'm so busy hiding it these days that I've lost 5 pounds.  Not only did it get me into shape but it brought back my rainbow," -John B Duhnloughey Lephrechaun.

"I tried to talk me husband into Irish Viagra.  I told him, "Colin, if you don't think about this, then we'll just have to settle with just 8 children."  That got him all scared, now with a little help of the Irish Viagra we have enough children to work the farm.  Colin is walking a little slower these days, but the doctor says I can up the dosage."

Irish Viagra may not be for all men.  Do not take this drug if you are on heart medication because one side effect of Irish Viagra is a sudden rush from the big head to the little head.  Irish Viagra is proud to partner with Alcohol, for those that may need to change to beer goggles.  Take your Irish Viagra as directed as too much Irish Viagra could result in many children that surprisingly look like you.  Irish Viagra is for men only, a study of the drug in women says is causes unwanted chest hair and the desire to drink beer and watch football.

Irish Viagra is not made for everyone, is not for those that want to take the time and go on a date.  Irish Viagra is not for those with a low IQ as the loss of blood to the head while using could cause stupid actions such as saying, "I love you."

For more information visit our website www.findyourshillelagh.com or call us at 1-800-GET-HARD.

You'll be dancing a jig!