NC Politician Writes Resignation Letter In Klingon - Click here
Yes, just when we were wondering if politicians understand us, the truth comes out - they are Klingons.
Brain Samples Stolen from Indiana Medical Facility - Click Here
Yep, there is a zombie apocolypse but they have MANNERS! Or wait, are these going to the politicians?
Hawaiian Woman with 35 character name Finally Gets Drivers License - Click Here
How does she go through airport security? Just call me "Mary?"Gift Cards Can Now Be Traded for Porn - click here
NOW I know what to do with all those gift cards - I mean who wants a great dinner out when you can have PORN!
Breaking Bad Contest Winner Arrested on Drug Charges - click here
Too much irony here, will remain silent.
Man With Two Penises Answers All Your Questions - click here
We have questions? Who's asking questions?
And then my favorite:
Woman's Hair Weave Stops Speeding Bullet -
The new commercial would go like this:
"Is your hair thinning?
Are you combat ready?
Think the new USArmy Hair Weave!
Able to stop a speeding bullet while making you look GOOD!"
Do you have any great stories?
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