Oh Happy Day! Some Targets allow wine drinking while shopping!

Target!  You did it again!

You read my mind!  First Chuck E Cheese serves beer, and now Target serves wine!

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Wait a minute.  Do you have an ulterior motive?

Are you serving us wine so we're in a good mood?

Not yelling at our children?
Saying yes to the $80 professional Tech Deck mini skateboard ramp?
Stumbling through the dollar section and spending a mortgage payment?

If you are going to serve wine, then be prepared Target:

Make sure all the karaoke machines are out of batteries.
Hide the light sabres.


Do put out the box set of Pretty Little Liars, it will well out in an hour.

Put a box of tissues in every dressing room, especially during summer and bikini season.

Prepare for beds to be used, and chairs, and cots, and towels.

Order extra boxes of chocolate bars, potato chips and of course, ice cream.

The above items will usually come down the conveyor belt empty.

Create a lounge area out of sale furniture, it will be used that way anyway.

There will be "clean up in aisle 3" followed by "clean up in aisle 4" followed by "clean up in aisle 5"

Add extra employees, you'll find lots of abandoned shopping carts full of Massimo clothes we don't need.

Best of all, prepare for an increase in sales, because drinking and Target shopping are like being hungry and grocery shopping!