No, I am not looking for a job, but sometimes when things show up in your path like this one, you can't help but share.
So how is this all kinds of wrong? Where do I begin.
Adult Party Specialist/Customer Service - OK, what type of customer service are we talking about? And a party specialist, there are some that say I am very good at partying, does that make me a specialist?
"Looking for people just like you to join our network of Independent Romance Advisors." What does that mean? I am not the most romantic person, why me? And how can you be independent and romantic at the same time? Doesn't it take two to tango?
"Our program is designed for you. Spend time you need taking care of your family." Well that doesn't sound very romantic now does it. Or my skill at being romantic mentioned in the beginning got me into this family thing in the first place.
"Earn full time pay while you manage your own business and work part-time hours." OK, this sounds too good to be true until I am a Romantic Advisor on the streets, then I totally understand the part time hours.
"If you are willing to make money and party for a living then its time to become an Independent Romance Advisor." Make money and party for a living? Why YES, I'd love to! I guess I need to read the fine print like "this job is not for those with heart problems, short legs or hairy chests. Must be willing to work fast and efficiently. Does not include hotel costs or glitter underwear."
I'm applying, better get in line behind me."
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