What are you thankful for?

Things I am Thankful for on Thanksgiving

1. I don’t have to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel anymore.
2. I never had to walk two miles in the snow, EVER, to get to school, especially barefoot and uphill.
3. That Twinkies may have another chance
4. My phone is not attached to a wall.
5. My encyclopedia is now the internet
6. That I can throw away a dirty diaper
7. Stretchy Jeans
8. It only takes 3 minutes in the microwave to make popcorn
9. I didn’t have to sing 1000 bottles of beer on the wall during out 7 hour car ride
10. Spray on suntan lotion - except on that windy day.