I push the button on my phone.
She beeps.
I start talking. She cuts me off before I am finished.
Answers with something I didn't want to hear.
I press the button and ask again.
She just disappears. No answer, nothing.
I press the button again, frustrated.
She tells me she doesn't understand.
I try rewording the question, dumbing it down.
She comes back with something totally unrelated to the question.
I attempt several more times, hoping that I can get her to do what I want.
Finally, I give up and go find the answer myself.
