Siri have you taken notes from my children?

This is why I never use Siri.  She acts exactly like my children.  Sound familiar?

I push the button on my phone.

She beeps.

I start talking.  She cuts me off before I am finished.

Answers with something I didn't want to hear.

I press the button and ask again.

She just disappears.  No answer, nothing.

I press the button again, frustrated.

She tells me she doesn't understand.

I try rewording the question, dumbing it down.

She comes back with something totally unrelated to the question.

I attempt several more times, hoping that I can get her to do what I want.

Finally, I give up and go find the answer myself.