There's a few reasons why I love the snow so much. Here's my list:
11. Everyone's snowman looks pathetic.
10. Snow covers up all the yard work you were supposed to get to all the other seasons of the year.
10. Snow covers up all the yard work you were supposed to get to all the other seasons of the year.
9. My nipples really do look much better in colder weather.
8. Snow clothes make everyone look fat, even the skinny b*tches.
7. My children will actually go outside to play when it snows.
6. Driving in the snow is fun, even if you are sliding out of control toward that wall.
5. Skiing and drinking go together.
4. You can always convince one kid to test the cold weather/flagpole theory. Usually it is the same one every year.
3. Running doesn't seem as bad when running through the snow, until you have that heart attack in the driveway.
2. You can find your way back home by following your footsteps.
1. Covering up let's me do the "No shave November" thing for winter.
Why do you love snow?
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